Ok so this one time I had a dream where I rode on Godzillas sholder to go get King Kong because he kidnapped my best friend like the cunt he is. True story

16th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Penishole with 96,209 notes

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15th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Inside My Brain with 507,458 notes

batman-spn:

layynuhh:

heyiwantyoutostay:

My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..


SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL

batman-spn:

layynuhh:

heyiwantyoutostay:

My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..

SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL

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11th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Absolute Best GIFs with 557,231 notes

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8th April 2014

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radeate:

forqotten:

I’m in a cafe in Austin and these quotes are written in sharpie all over the walls, some of them are actually really cool

top right wow

radeate:

forqotten:

I’m in a cafe in Austin and these quotes are written in sharpie all over the walls, some of them are actually really cool

top right wow

Source: forqotten

8th April 2014

Photo reblogged from is it sad? sure, but it's a sadness i chose with 64,229 notes

radeate:

forqotten:

I’m in a cafe in Austin and these quotes are written in sharpie all over the walls, some of them are actually really cool

top right wow

radeate:

forqotten:

I’m in a cafe in Austin and these quotes are written in sharpie all over the walls, some of them are actually really cool

top right wow

Source: forqotten

8th April 2014

Post reblogged from is it sad? sure, but it's a sadness i chose with 438,608 notes

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

Source: snarg

8th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Inside My Brain with 528,972 notes

solluxey:

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

single and ready to flamingle 

2nd April 2014

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Get To Know Me Meme: [5/5] Favorite Actresses: Scarlett Johansson

I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I screamed and slammed on the brakes. I couldn’t believe it. It’s very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus.”

Source: scottsmccalll

2nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from Inside My Brain with 92,487 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Dedication. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Dedication. [x]

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2nd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Inside My Brain with 35,749 notes

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